Category Archives: Stories

This is where I will publish stories. Some are true, some exaggerated, some pure fantasy or satire.

Raid Poison!

I’m not good at the day to day stuff. Dishes, remembering to pick up my laundry before I run out of socks, paperwork, math. I’m the person who leaves off their birthday on employment forms, even though the box is … Continue reading

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Relationships (Things Fall Apart)

Comedy is not the reason my last relationship failed. Rather, it made clear why I had to end the relationship sooner than I would have had I been less committed to pursuing this dream. Comedy is an elixir of truth. … Continue reading

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Father’s Day, my parents are really growing up

In November 2011, after 6 years out living out of the house, I quit my job and moved back in with my parents. The past eight months have been way better than they should have been. My Dad does my … Continue reading

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I’m a vegan now. So just deal with that.

I became a vegan when I was 15. At the time I belonged to an organization YVR, Youth Voice Raleigh. Mostly made up of privileged white kids talking about how powerless we felt being subjected to laws and policies we … Continue reading

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